Tuesday, May 4, 2010

good cheap wine and a three-day growth

I get the feeling that Ita Buttrose would be pretty badass if you got to know her. People that have speech impediments have to be tough so that they don't get the piss taken out of them.

So anyway the Jimmy Barnes Challenge is something I've been contemplating for some time. To be successful, you need to be a bit skinny, drink an entire bottle of vodka or drambuie and sing completely fucking awesome. I know that I am genetically predisposed to having a liver of steel, so I have a head start, but I might need to work out for a little while beforehand.



The manatee is commonly know as the "sea cow" and has whiskers all over him. Not quite as awesome as the narwhal, manatees are thought to have evolved from four-legged animals about 60 million years ago. They are mostly solitary creatures, and the name manatí comes from the Taíno, a pre-Columbian people of the Caribbean, meaning "breast". Hahaha - breast! So magical.

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